iwanttofeelyourheartbeat:

Bewundernswert!

(Source: mynameiscollins)

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: the-goldengirls)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

insanity-and-vanity:

Lol

10knotes:

Stars Bursting In The Night Sky

Australian photographer Lincoln Harris collection ‘Star trails’, surreal swirls in the sky, created from a multitude of long-exposure shots and the effect of the Earth’s rotation. 

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: lincolnharrison.com)

(Source: -undead)

“Sometimes it’s not the people who change, it’s the mask that falls off.”
Unknown (via satans-ghost)

(Source: awakenedvibrations)

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka)

Graduation speech

  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to crush*: Fuck me
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you

hathawayroza:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

some more:

  • anything you say
  • whatever makes you happy
  • if that’s what you want
  • cool
  • sure man
  • how wonderful

loveweedmoneeey:

i was gona do my laundry when i woke up but then i said later ill do it at 1. now im thinking if i should get up off my ass and do it lol. yeah probably am after i post thiiiiiis. 

memorizelife:

escape-the-storm-inside:

heart-seoul-soshi:

The saga continues

These are the greatest things ever

Im gonna fuck with my mother